A little girl walked to the pregmant lady and pointing to her stomach said, "What's that,lady?"
Lady : "That's my sweet baby.I love him very much."
Girl : "If you love him,why did you eat him?"
Lady : ??++??
Mother : "But I really very much worried for you being at the bottom of the class."
Daugher: "Don't worry,mom,they teach the same books to all."
แม่ : "แม่กังวลมากเรื่องที่ลูกสอบได้ที่สุดท้ายในชั้นเรียน"
ลูกสาว : "อย่ากังลงเลยค่ะแม่ ครูเขาสอนพวกเราด้วยหนังสือเล่มเดียวกันทุกคน"
ลูกสาว เข้าใจผิด ที่ว่า being at the bottom of the class
ความหมายของแม่ก็ คือ สอบได้ทีสุดท้ายของชั้นเรียน
แต่ลูกสาว หมายถึง นั่งอยู่ข้างหลัง หรือแถวสุดท้ายในชั้นเรียน
Mr.Somsree was an extremely busyman in the office,so much so that he summoned his peon to ask "Where is my pen?"
"On your ear,sir."
"Don't waste my time.Tell me on which ear it is placed."
Father : "Did you children help your mother?"
First child : "I washed the dishes."
Second child : "I dried them."
Third child : "I picked up the prieces."
Little Renu announced : "I want a rupee!"
Father : "You've no idea of the value of money.If I gave you a rupee, I'd only be hurting you."
Little Renu : "Go ahead, Daddy, I can stand to it."
The doctor gave strict instructions to his patient:
"No starches,no sweets,and you can only smoke one cigar a day"
A week later he returned looking worse than ever.His face was almost green.
"What happend?" ask the doctor."You and your lousy instructions!"
the patient cried. "I cut out the starches and sweets,but that one cigar a day darn near killed me. I never smoked before in my life."
Excuse Me,Would it be possible to speak to Mr John?
Who is speaking? Ask Mr John boss.
This is his grandfather.
Well, I am afraid Mr John is not in the office today.
Why?
Becuase he has gone to your feneral!
A younger girl adjusted less llogically to the rigors of arithmetic. She refused to go back to school the third day because, "Yesterday they told me that 2+2 equals 4 and today it's 3+1"